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1. You're at the library and you notice AJ behind a counter. He's got his glasses on the tip of his nose and he's filing books away on the shelf. What do you do?
a. Walk to the counter, call him over, and whisper in his ear, "Hey
baby, show me your dewey decimal."
b. Explain how you've always had a thing for Dr. Seuss and tell him
to take you right there, right now.
c. Ask him where you can find a Backstreet Boys book, explaining that
your grandmother thinks the one named AJ is da bomb.
d. Burp loudly and walk away.
2. You and your friends are out celebrating a girlfriend's 30th birthday. The Chippendales are dancing around and out comes a blond. You take a sip of your drink and look up to see Howie and Nick prancing around on the stage! What do you do?
a. Spit out your drink as your eyes pop out of your head and your tongue
drops to the floor -- "Humina Humina!!"
b. Climb onto the table and yell "Schwing" while gyrating wildly and
spilling your drink everywhere.
c. Run up to Nick with a dollar bill, hand it to him, and say "Now
go buy 100 gumballs, kid."
d. Run up to Howie with a dollar bill, call him down to you, and when
you go to whisper in his ear, give him a wet willie and run away, laughing
hysterically while pointing at his you-know-what.
3. You pull up to a gas station to get some gas, and you choose the full-service pump. As you turn off the car and roll down the window, you look up to see Kevin standing there while Brian starts to wash your windows. Kevin asks, "May I help you?" What do you do?
a. Jump out of the car and say, "Pump THIS, Kevin."
b. Grin and say, "Yes, I'd like a full tank of gas...and you in the
back seat of my car." Then catch Brian's attention and tell him you have
something else he can wash.
c. Ask for 3 Big Macs and a large fry, supersized--and drive away giggling.
d. Yell, "Oh crap! If I don't get home soon, I'm going to miss the
Teletubbies show!," and speed off.
Basically, if you would do any of these things, then you might
be diva material. It's all about attitude. It's all about being cool. It's
all about being adored by your fans. Divas unite!!
