So...you're an adult fan of the Backstreet Boys. Do you find yourself being ridiculed for liking the Boys? Are your friends and family always making fun of you? Are you obsessed? This is a fun little poll for your eyes only. Don't worry...no need to feel embarrassed or ashamed, since nobody but you will see the answers. Enjoy!
 

1. How old are you?

a. Younger than Nick
b. Older than Nick, younger than Kevin
c. Older than everyone in the damned group
d. Old enough to know better than to answer this question

2. When a coworker catches you singing a BSB song under your breath, what do you do?

a. Blush and stop immediately
b. Mumble, "I think I heard it on the radio ... it got stuck in my head."
c. Defensively snarl and snap, "Hey, I like that song -- what's it to you, bozo?"
d. Smile and bellow at the top of your lungs, "Everybody rock your body right!"

3. How have your family and friends reacted to your love for the BSB?

a. They said, "Oh, isn't that cute!"
b. They narrowed their eyes and muttered, "Aren't you a little old for that stuff?"
c. They threatened to strip me naked and throw me out into the street if I ever made them listen to the album.
d. They called the nice men in the white jackets.  I get to wear this cool jacket and hug myself all the time.

4. What was the last teen idol musical act were you into?

a. New Kids on the Block, before Joe McIntyre got all pompous.
b. Duran Duran, back when Simon LeBon still looked human.
c. Donny Osmond, back when he still wore polyester jumpsuits.
d. Bobby Darin ... and if you ask me "who?", I'll throttle you.

5. What would you do if you ever met BSB?

a. Oh my god, I'd just die!
b. I'd get my picture with them and hang it up by my desk at work.
c. I'd ask AJ why he humps the floor with 12 year olds in the audience.
d. I'd ask them if they had any Grey Poupon.

6. Have you bought any BSB merchandise?

a. Just the CD, thank you very much.
b. I have the CD and the videotapes.
c. I have a poster in my closet, behind all my clothes so no one will see it.
d. I proudly wear my BSB t-shirt to work every Friday and I can't WAIT until the BSB panties are available.

7. Your thoughts on AJ?

a. He's da bomb!
b. He makes me laugh -- I'd love to hang out with him.
c. He's insane ... in the best way possible.  Doesn't mean I'd necessarily want to be in the same room as him, though.
d. He needs to chill, badly ... and for God's sake, decide on a hair color and stick to it!

8. ... on Kevin?

a. Hubba hubba! Hunk o' burnin' love!
b. Why don't they let him sing more?
c. Those eyebrows are a hazard; they could really kill someone.
d. Isn't he old enough to have learned how to use a razor properly?

9. ... on Brian?

a. What a cutie!
b. He's the best singer of the whole group.
c. Anyone dressed up as a werewolf in a fur coat really scares me.
d. Isn't he that figure skater who won the gold medal in 1988?

10. ... on Howie?

a. He's such a sweetheart!
b. I'd like to find out first-hand why they call him the Latin Lover.
c. Love him, but he's got to do something about that tick in his eye.
d. I wonder what would happen if I chased him with scissors.

11. ... on Nick?

a. ::fainting dead away::
b. He reminds me of my little brother, who I love.
c. He reminds me of my little brother, who I terrorize on a regular basis.
d. He's adorable, but he defines "blonde."

12. Would you willingly admit to coworkers and/or friends that you're an adult BSB fan?

a. Sure - I've got nothing to be ashamed of.
b. Absolutely not - I'd be ridiculed until the second coming.
c. Well, I'd never put it on a job application or anything, but I won't lie if someone notices the CD cover in my purse.
d. I'm not a BSB fan -- I'm just here because my niece/daughter/neighbor girl is using my computer. Really. Honestly.

13. What do you do when a BSB song comes on the radio?

a. I turn up the radio and sing along loudly--I'm not ashamed!
b. Instantly I begin to drool uncontrollably all over myself.
c. I turn beet red and look around to see if anyone's watching me smile.
d. Frantically change the channel--I wouldn't be caught DEAD listening to them when someone else is within earshot.

14. How often do you listen to your BSB CD/tape?

a.  Every day, sometimes more than once.
b.  A few times a week, whenever I'm not watching the videos.
c.  I pop in the CD/tape whenever I hear someone say the name Kevin.
d.  Only when I'm babysitting my little sister or niece, or when I want to torture my brother.

15. My ideal dream date would be with:

a.  Nick, even though he's younger than me
b.  Brian or AJ
c.  Howie or Kevin, since they are the two oldest boys
d.  Harrison Ford, because he's my age